Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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