yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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