just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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