on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So. Much. Porn.
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