hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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