ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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