I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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