I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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