i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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