I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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