Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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