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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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