I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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