a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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