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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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