i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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