The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
