so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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