Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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