please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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