He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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