Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I need to calm my uterus...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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