Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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