I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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