One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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