You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
