So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
