69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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