How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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