I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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