How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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