my vag is so smooth its legendary
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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