i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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