Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The air taste purple.
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