when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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