This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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