i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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