maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dicks are not precious.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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