Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
the liver wants what the liver wants
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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