do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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