Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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