She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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