I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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