I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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