Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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