i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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