just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
