Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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