OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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