Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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