By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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