Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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