Me too!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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