I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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