Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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